• Hot chocolate or ice cream with colored wedges and questions in all categories about the food in question. (BORING!)
Where trivia is useful.
Use your trivia.
Trivia. Use it or lose.
Do something with your trivia.
It's only fun if you use it.
Trivia. It's only useful here.
Useful knowledge? We don't think so.
Trivia. Fun or important? Yes.
LINE: Wasted youth? Not by a longshot, son.
VISUAL: Row of pinball machines in a dimly lit arcade.
A: "Which of the big four pinball companies was the last to keep making pinball machines-Bally, Gottlieb, Stern or Williams?"
Q: Which animal produces pink milk?
A: The yak.
(visual: oreo cookie with pink milk)
(visual: grocery store shelves, all with white milk and one is pink)
VISUAL: Wedge among popcorn and trash on movie theater floor.
Line: Get something from extra-butter popcorn besides love handles.
Line: Never, ever walk out of a movie no matter how bad it is.
Line: Movies and popcorn can give so much more than just love handles.
Line: Thank your lucky stars for really bad movies.
Line: That extra butter turned out to be brain food.
Your reward for useless knowledge.
Yes, mice with beer bellies qualifies as knowledge.
Know more about presidents' pets than presidents, and still be considered smart.
What can sitcoms and SportsCenter give you? A whole lotta respect, that's what.
Dumbing down of America.
We can't dumb down our game, because we're already the lowest common denominator.
Trivial Pursuit: Your reward for useless knowledge.
A: Sitcoms give you much more than a love for bad sweaters.
(Q: Which long-running '80s TV show depicts the Huxtables?)
Q: Which Ohio city's mayor once suggested deaf residents move out to the airport?
VISUAL: Moving brochures or books. One says Toledo.
Tag: It pays to know. Trivial Pursuit.
posted by upfreak at 12:10 PM
Finally, humans can run around on a wheel and pick up wedges at certain points on their "journey."
Who cares what gargoyles represent. All I want to know is how many there are.
Insight & understanding vs. knowledge
Ponder meaning and importance of information.
When you win, thank your parents. Or at least dust off their screens.
What color is yak's milk? (visual: "puddle" of pink wedges).
Remember how you thought watching the O.J. trial was a complete waste of time? Think again, friend.
To those who think the color of yak's milk is unimportant. (visual: baby yak)
posted by upfreak at 1:43 PM
At last, you're getting something out of popcorn and drink buckets besides love handles.
Who knew extra butter could make popcorn into brain food?
A steady diet of sitcoms and SportsCenter and suddenly you're an intellectual bully.
Countless episodes of the Cosby Show can give you more than just a love for bad sweaters.
Your mother was wrong. Watching TV is a constructive activity.
Know stuff.
Americans, unite. Trivia calls.
Trivia dude as hero.
Greedy and self-absorbed? No one will say that about you once we correctly answer "Mother Theresa" 24 times in one game.
A wet t-shirt contest for your intellect.
That huge pile of knowledge you've amassed? All we're saying is use it or lose it.
You've taken great care amassing knowledge of trivia. Please, don't let it go to waste.
We don't trivialize war. We just break it down into manageable pieces of, well, trivia.
We're not so much an antidote for TV as an utter outgrowth.
What is the first country you reach if you go straight south from Detroit? Mississippi doesn't count.
Where is the human skin the thinnest? Do you care? You should, you waste of human flesh.
Useless knowledge, meet your new king.
Useless knowledge? Only someone without a wedge would say something like that.
Trivia buffs.
It's not so much a war of wits as it is a super fun farting-wits contest.
Blue, green, orange, yellow, pink or brown. The color of vomit.
Coming of age:
posted by upfreak at 1:23 PM
