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Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Ponder the great imponderables. Or just memorize how many dimples are on a golf ball.
Knowing Winona Ryder's birth name pretty much makes you a well-rounded human being.
The true scholar knows not only who Judas Iscariot is, but can remember his hair color.
Who wouldn't want to know whether crocodiles or alligators can run them down on land?
Answers to life's burning questions. Like, do beavers eat fish?
Can someone truly be well-rounded and not know the common name for pickled roe?
Who wants to be a millionaire when you know 400 in Roman numerals?
What does gin and vermouth make? A sports and leisure scholar, that's what.
Who was Sherlock Holmes' landlady? The most important character of all time.
Win friends and amaze your peers with your knowledge of Roman numerals.
None of those MENSA types knows the birth name of Winona Ryder. You do.
How many lords-a-leaping are there? Don't know. But you'd sell your soul to find out.
Wield your powerful intellect
The brain is a wonderful thing. Especially when it can spit out the color of Mr. Spock's blood.
Rarely is the human brain as mighty as when it retrieves out the color of Mr. Spock's blood.
Geography. Arts & Literature. The color of Mr. Spock's blood.
posted by upfreak at 12:21 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2003
the complexities behind life's imponderables.
Winona Ryder's birth name. It's trivial until you get it right.
The real question: what do you say when you answer correctly where holy toledo comes from?
Who wants to be a millionaire when you already know what 400 is in Roman numerals?
When you're out of gas in Gas, what state are you in?
posted by upfreak at 11:16 PM
And to think, before now you hadn't once considered Judas Iscariot's hair color.
Begs the question, how in the world did you know that?
How many major league baseball teams are named for birds?
The world's chief repository of knowledge about both presidential pets and Roman numerals.
chemical formula for table salt
What color is Yak's milk?
Can mood rings really tell my mood?
Why do Wint-O-Green Lifesavers throw out sparks when you bite them in the dark?
How many dimples are on a golf ball?
Move right from why dimples on a golf ball to how many.
What does AC/DC stand for?
The decibel rating for near complete silence
What does scuba stand for?
Knowing Winona Ryder's birth name pretty much makes you a well-rounded human being.
How much does the earth weigh?
We will truly understand this world we live in when we know exactly what it weighs.
When will we come to understand our planet? When we know exactly how much it weighs, in pounds.
posted by upfreak at 10:20 PM
Everybody knows who Judas Iscariot was. But what color was his hair? Huh? Tell me that, smarty pants.
It takes a special intellect to remember what color Judas Iscariot's hair was.
It's the true scholar who knows not only who Judas Iscariot is, but what color his hair was.
What's pickled roe? Or even better, can you live with yourself if you don't know?
There is a chance, albeit small, that you'll have to know which has a better chance of running you down on land, alligators or crocodiles.
Which has a better chance of running you down on land, alligators or crocodiles? Honestly, it's that sort of knowledge that will save you someday.
Forget your anniversary. You'd better remember when Ground Hog Day is, or you've had it.
You may have given up that dream of becoming a millionaire. But you know what 400 is in Roman numerals.
What do you mean, you don't know what 400 is in Roman numerals? What has the world come to?
Answer correctly what 400 is in Roman numerals and all is right with the world.
What do you get by mixing gin and vermouth? True happiness, that's what.
Know the ingredients in a martini and you'll be drunk with power.
Can you really say the name of Sherlock Holmes' landlady is trivia? I mean, he's a literary figure and everything.
Who did Lumpy Brannum play on Captain Kangaroo? And
Win friends and amaze your peers with your knowledge of Roman numerals.
The real question: Can one truly be a success without knowing Winona Ryder's birth name?
Can't remember the name of Howdy Doody's sister? What's the world coming to?
In your darkest hour, think of how many lords-a-leaping there are. There, doesn't that feel better?
posted by upfreak at 8:29 PM
Monday, April 21, 2003
What color is Mr. Spock?s blood?
When the cow jumped over the moon, what ran away with the spoon?
How many lords-a-leaping are there?
Where do you go to row on the Po?
What letter was the scarlet letter?
How many legs does an oyster catcher have?
Which have a better chance of running you down on land, alligators or crocodiles?
When is Ground Hog Day?
What is 400 in Roman numerals?
What sport sees stones thrown at a house?
What?s the shortest and bloodiest of Shakespeare plays?
What month and day did Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and James Monroe all die on?
What letter appears on the cold-water tap in Spain? (F)
We don?t ask whether you care. Just tell us the letter on the cold-water tap in Spain.
What color was Judas Iscariot?s hair?
What color moves first in checkers?
What plant is the commonest cause of hay fever?
What delicacy is known indelicately as pickled roe?
What have you done if you?ve eaten timothy?
What do you get by mixing gin and vermouth?
Who?s Sherlock Holmes? landlady?
This week on Masterpiece Theatre. Who?s Sherlock Holmes? landlady?
What Asian city boasts the world?s biggest bowling alley?
Where is the line of life?
How high is the crossbar on a football goal post?
What color are 40 percent of M&M?s?
Who did Lumpy Brannum play on Captain Kangaroo?
The most serious board game in the world. Especially when it asks, does she or doesn?t she what?
Try asking it with a straight face.
What size dress did Klinger wear?
What does J.R. stand for?
What initial did Rocky and Bullwinkle share?
What did Superman always call Lois Lane?
posted by upfreak at 1:03 PM
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